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AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2
by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004
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1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
by ATS November 8, 2007
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When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.
I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...
by Akachan June 12, 2007
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When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.
Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
by jaken May 14, 2012
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a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.
i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.
by MLui April 12, 2008
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the 1337est videogamer of them all
by Stoner June 28, 2004
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