A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
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Person 2: Yeah theres a cue of 30 man to whine with her.
by roadmantrainee November 6, 2016
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Alexis: Kaelyse and Quitin would be really cute!
Quitin: what!? i'm WAY out of her league!
Alexis: she likes you!
Quitin: what!? i'm WAY out of her league!
Alexis: she likes you!
by kae.mitch March 12, 2019
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