Skip to main content

kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....
"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"
kool-aid man by Tyson S. August 17, 2007

kool-aid man

when a girl is about to orgasm, hump her through a layer of dry wall so when she goes through she screams oh yeah.
-i have a headache
-why?
-because jacks a bastard and snuck a kool-aid man on me last night
-HAHA!
kool-aid man by alaster henessy March 25, 2007

kool-aid man

Kool-Aid Man, Or more commonly Rick Ross in a red jumpsuit.
"Yo Rick Ross wid da red jumper again! HEEY Kool-Aid man!"
kool-aid man by Nigga4508004 January 11, 2008

Kool-Aid Man

When your eating out a girl and she has her period. You get the blood all over your face.
"Did you hear Jeremy is Kool-Aid Man"
"No way, that shit nasty!"
Kool-Aid Man by SWAGTAST1C September 13, 2011

Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
Kool-aid man by phallic symbol November 14, 2015

kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
kool aid man by OH YEAH September 21, 2003