Kiwi

A very stubborn person that seems hard and thick-skinned on the outside but is really soft and sweet on the inside kind of like the fruit.

Friend 1: "How's your kiwi?"
Friend 2: "They aren't easy but they are worth it."

Kiwi by Xaviera0123 January 20, 2018

kiwi

A person from New Zealand

damn, aaron is a sexy kiwi.

kiwi by Clicker August 10, 2003

Kiwi

Keen interest without intelligence

you can definitely tell that bloke was a kiwi

Kiwi by Benji-The-Great October 13, 2017

Kiwi

A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.

WOW! This kool sport kiwi is waaaay better then squash!

Kiwi by M&N® November 7, 2010

kiwi

My favorite foreigners, never met one I didn't like and I've known dozens. They're so enthusiastic I wish I could enjoy life as much as they seem to. And responsible for my favorite movie trilogy.

Kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.

kiwi by That Evil Yank May 27, 2006

Kiwi

A person born in New Zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of Australia.

There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.

A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"

Kiwi by Dudewheresmypoose August 24, 2006

Kiwi

A small brown bird..native to New Zealand..
The people of New Zealand are also known around the world as "Kiwi's"

Kiwi by onepercenter13 July 14, 2002