J’von

A boy who is stuck up, head too far up his ass, and trash at football. His head is really long & he licks balls & sucks dick for a living. He’ll say things that he thinks hurt your feelings when they really didn’t 😂. Gets beat up at lunch, and thinks he’s still cool for it🥺. This boy goes to Wyoming Valley West. He’ll lick your balls in the back of class for 50 cents. !! 🤑

“Wow, J’von is a scummy fag. Ayo Elijah, best his ass again!”

by Igotohanoverarea September 22, 2019

Jvonn

Often considered "the best thing since sliced bread", a "Jvonn" is a rare fellow. Once, Chuck Norris and an anonymous person had a contest to see who could dig the most holes in one day. The result of this digging competition is now known as the Grand Canyon. That anonymous person was said to look like a mixture of Jesus and that guy from Twilight. They soon called this anonymous person, Jvonn.

Guy 1 "Whoa, did you see that? Some guy just shot down a German plane by yelling out "Bang!"

Guy2 "Thats no guy, thats Jvonn"

by themanknownasKILLER!! October 21, 2010

JVONATE

That man is the shit don't try no bullshit he will put you in you place he funny don't like people to touch him he bad as hell not gonna lie he cute to.

Jvonate real nigga

by Realnigga106 November 23, 2021

J'von

A ugly short neck rolls having bitch. He usually is kinda lightskin with lots of flubber and rolls. He likes to eat, gets mad at tiny things(probably because he has one), and annoying.

Omg he so angry and short he must be a J'von.

by Herbal join November 19, 2023