July 9 

Give head day

Give head to your boy friend our die On July 9

July 9 by Evevsbsb July 8, 2021

July 9 

people are ambitious, wise, funny, positive, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love

Person: wow, you were july 9, u must have succeeded.
Creator: Not really, I haven’t committed world domination.
Person: WHAT! *worried*

July 9 by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 9 

The Birth of Mario July

The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born

I'm serious

bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9

July 9 by CharlesCream October 15, 2019

July 9 

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

July 9 by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

July 9 

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

July 9 by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 9 

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

July 9 by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

july 9 

THIS IS THE CURSED DAY WHEN DOGS DIE, IF YOU ARE BORN ON THIS YOU ARE A WITCH!

Hey, what's July 9?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT MY DOG DIED THAT DAY

july 9 by so i saw the + so i was curiou November 12, 2020