pulling a José Vasquez

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.

Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "

by Reila February 23, 2022

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Did a Josie

When someone say's or does something stupid, usually resulting the in company they are with laughing at them, hard.

"Oh sheeeeut, fell over whilst carrying a tray? Did a Josie..."

by popugoodhorsey December 26, 2011

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Pulling A Josie

When your girl breaks up with you by giving false reasoning why , then dates someone else behind your back.

" Bro , my girl just pulled a josie on me , what do I do? "

" You caught her pulling a josie? "

by FuckThatPussy445 January 18, 2020

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Pulling a jose

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites

"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."

by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018

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A Josu

To brown nose their BJJ coach at any opportunity. To lie. To be an absolute cunt with no chance of redemption, an actual piece of worthless shit everyone hates.

A Josu for sure 👃🏾

by NorthSouth69 February 29, 2024

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