Johnnysexual

The act of only being attracted to Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai

‘Do you like anyone’
‘No I’m johnnysexual so I only like Johnny Lawrence’

by legnakfnfjd June 13, 2021

johnnysexual

the act of wanting to gawk gawk and get choked by one and only chicago boi mr. john suh

him: wanna come over tonight to watch netflix and chill?
her: sorry i'm johnnysexual

by leeawooga January 17, 2022

Johnnysexual

You are only attracted to Johnnys. Any any Johnny. No John's.

Oi I was at the Flaggy when I spotted the Johnny in question arguing over a coin. I instantly became aroused and took him to the carpark and fondled his coin slot. My mate The Bug Guy said "fuck you are a chronic Johnnysexual!"

by LorraineHaul February 21, 2022