Jasbones

Is just a really nice girl.

Jasbones: "Hey, do you wanna build a snowman?"
Meanie: "Hey, you're a slut fuck off."
Jasbones: "Okay, bye. :("

by giraffepussy69 January 17, 2014

Jimbongo

When a group of friends compare dick sizes using their thumb and pointer finger.

oi bro, Jimbongo? (holding out fingers)

by Jimmybongo November 11, 2019

Jimbonium

A “Jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. The headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. A Jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by Sir Jimbonium in December 2009.

Real life Jimboniums:

'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

"MAN GETS WILLY STUCK IN PIPE"

by Dr Jimbonium January 10, 2010

Jimbonium

Jimbonium is the result of when semen and fecal matter mix. Usually a result of anal sex.

I have jimbonium alover my cock

by Jimboinum July 20, 2010

jibbon

Plural Jibbons
Breasts, tits, boobies, jugs, melons, etc

OOh she has nice jibbons!

Eeewww...That man is so fat he has bigger jibbons than my mum!

by Jebend1 October 14, 2007

Jibbon

referring to the species of monkey, Gibbons
Someone once mispelled a word resulting in the change of the word Gibbon to Jibbon.
Now used by the metal band The Jibbons

my favourite monkeys are Jibbons?
Have you heard the new Jibbons album?

by ..+..+..+.+...+.. November 9, 2020

Jibbonyon

My ass hole cat

Jibbonyon just attacked me, he's an ass

by weezer simp January 15, 2021