Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015

Jordanese

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.

by SHE CRIES ICICLES July 8, 2007

Jordanea

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.

"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.

by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010

jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007