Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 27, 2024

Jetway

a portable bridge placed against an aircraft door to allow passengers to embark or disembark.

The passengers disembarked from the plane onto the jetway.

by Arminkshipper August 16, 2024