jerahmian dick

whenever you dont get hard from anything and you are part robot

that guy has such a jerahmian dick

by whitebat cadencreator October 26, 2018

Jerstan

Very chill and wild dude. Enjoys the little things and very very sexy. Probably a 7/10. And he's also a very fun driver.

Jerstan would be the one person to drive on a minimum maintenance road after it rained.

by HskerHauss June 2, 2020

new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022