Jeffrey Dahmer

A cocktail consisting of gin and vodka, preferably bottom shelf. When an umbrella and a splash of cranberry is added, it becomes an Andrew Cunanan.

Barkeep, I'll take a Jeffrey Dahmer, neat. Thank you.

by Pu$$yLorde December 12, 2015

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Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

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jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

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Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce

I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.

by GymCLassLoveAffair April 24, 2011

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Pull a Jeffrey Dahmer

“Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.

Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Or
I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

by Urmomkindasucksngl July 4, 2021

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