Jason Bourne 

As in to finish something of great importance, that is also very close to completion.

Man1: I think we should take a quick break before we get to the halfway point.

Man2: No man, let's just JASON BOURNE, this right now.

Jason Bourne by Russo422 August 2, 2008

Jason Bourne Door Opener 

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.

My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

Jason Bourne Door Opener by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009

jason bourne 

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

jason bourne by John Marwin September 24, 2004

Jason bourne 

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

Jason bourne by Your mums a hoe 69 October 2, 2019

Jason Bourne 

Jesus Christ

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..."

Jason Bourne by no no no gay May 19, 2020

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

Jason Bourne'd by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

Jason Bourne 

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

Jason Bourne by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017