Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom September 29, 2008

Jart

It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.

I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.

by ChellS October 7, 2013

jart

verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.

After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.

by thighs120 November 21, 2011

Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

by SuperCaptCrotchless February 8, 2020

jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

by LE123 October 17, 2019

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

by PKmode February 21, 2013