jack in the crack

The explosive diarrhea that ensues the morning after a late-night Jack in the Box run, due to the copious amounts of cat food and grease in their tacos and burgers
Brah, I was so faded last night and got 99 tacos for two cents at Jack in the Box, now I've got jack in the crack
by flossangeles December 19, 2009
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jack in the crack

hey mate I am going for a walkabout to jack in the crack want to come I am gonna get a burger and thorw up
by williamtell April 12, 2006
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jack in the crack

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
by poopzone November 28, 2007
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jack-n-da crack

tha only thing open this late is jack-n-da crack.
by lil lefty August 11, 2006
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Jack and Crack

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.
Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!
by Richie Queijo November 03, 2017
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Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
by eggybastard123 February 04, 2021
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Jack in the crack

Sum hyna on tiktok saying "Jack in the crack"
by Kash2400BlockHugger December 24, 2023
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