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jack in the crack 

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
jack in the crack by poopzone January 6, 2009

jack-in-the-crack 

O-dog: "aw y'all niggas goin to jack-in-the-crack?"
Harold: "hell yea.. hell yea."
jack-in-the-crack by FlyAway July 20, 2011

Jackin the Cracken 

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn