Joachim

The name of the greatest nigga alive.
"Yo what's your name?"
"Joachim"

*instantly wins*
by iloveasiangirls. November 22, 2021
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Joachim

Rich white kid who likes boys and only wears Abercrombie because he feels like he needs to fit in, so he doesn’t wear anything else
Ohh look at that Joachim, he is such a clishè
by Bugsy Malone88 October 09, 2018
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Joachim Selvåg

A person who tells a joke and gets no respond, he could also be defined as less funny.
He could also be approached as the garbage king or fifaking.
Joachim Selvåg, you are not funny
by Legenden99 February 21, 2019
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joachim daddy d

our very much beloved organisational coordinator king with a big candy jar for all of the complaining students at his school
Peter being a little scheisser- lets go to joachim daddy d, He will manage everthing for us.

Oh i want to change p5 and p4 and my sportkurs and my seminarfach and i dont want to be in class with my ey bf- no problem, daddy d will manage everything.
by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023
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Joachim von Ribbentrop

The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.
Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.
by Dquenen July 19, 2008
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