iPad kid

A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.
We shall never raise an iPad kid

Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid

Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?

Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
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*quackity coughs*
chat: “you cough like an ipad kid
by js155 April 09, 2021
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ipad kid

Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad
by Koocies February 11, 2021
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ipad kid

quackity. it’s quackity. that’s all.
quackity: *does anything*
everybody: “IPAD KID
by April 09, 2021
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ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon
this dumb ipad kid is basically quackity and likes cocomelon and smokes coke
by dumb definitions January 19, 2022
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IPad Kid

A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.
-“Wanna babysit Evan?”
-“No way. He’s a gross little iPad kid.”
by CLG4L0019 December 06, 2021
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IPad Kid

A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.
"Man get off your ipad, you IPad Kid!"
by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 07, 2021
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