Noun
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Inspector Gadgetmug. A child who possesses an uncanny ability to manipulate situations in order to gain more screen time on gadgets like smartphones, while skillfully avoiding parental reprimand. Despite theoretically easy strategies, their tactics are often difficult to apply without backfiriring, leading to more trouble than originally intended.
Ever since he discovered how to sneak his phone during family dinners, he's become such an Inspector Gadget—always scheming for extra screen time while dodging mom's questions!
by Emotional Cruiser July 9, 2025
Get the Inspector Gadgetmug.