Noun
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013