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Choppa in the car

A large, black male with gold jewels decides he wants a helicopter in his car. Depending on the size of his vehicle and the size of his helicopter, he then goes about placing the helicopter inside the vehicle. This process can be very dangerous. Many large black males have died as a result of incorrectly putting the helicopter inside of the vehicle. Once the helicopter is inside, do not attempt to start the helicopter. The purpose of the helicopter inside the car remains unknown, but many believe it is a status symbol among large black males. It also gives you permission to yell "I GOT A CHOPPA IN MY CAR!", at passing civilians. Some helicopters in cars can be used for alternate transportation if properly installed.
large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!

regular white male: why is there a helicopter in your car?

large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!
by IRniggest September 13, 2011
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chopper in the car

AK-47 we all know this... But dumbFUCK who posted the other definition has no fucking brain and thinks its a helicopter.
by billyjones526452645364 June 15, 2011
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park the car in the garage

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about
by guess who May 20, 2004
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A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.
Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."
by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011
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go wait in the car

Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.
Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
by Fairyland June 16, 2007
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain
Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door
by CyberNutz October 10, 2021
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cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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