by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021
Get the Illinois Stanky leg mug.When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
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Get the Illinois slurpee mug.When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.
The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.
Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.
Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.
Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011
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Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!
Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!
Gay man: " OH YES!!!
Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!
Gay man: " OH YES!!!
by ballsack224 January 6, 2010
Get the illinois ham sandwich mug.It is a high school that has so many drug sellers and whores and nerds and freaks and jocks!!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!
by terrierdude December 7, 2010
Get the carbondale illinois high school mug.you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"
me:" at least you got off"
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