i've cried

Me every single day.

"Wow, I've cried at least 10 times today!'

by llittlefroggyy January 24, 2021

i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

by elkie June 23, 2021

Mama i’m a criminal

A popular TikTok audio used by fatherless children that have nothing else to do but sing that damn song. Especially if your name is Valery or Cadenia

Mama im a cream anal mama i’m a criminal cream anal

by audrey austin May 21, 2022

mannaggia i sandali di cristo

blaspheme expression used in moments of intense anger and wraith against god, it is used frequently when something of very important goes wrong or something bad happened.

"mannaggia i sandali di cristo, mi hanno tamponato! " "mannaggia i sandali di cristo mi hanno licenziato!"

by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023