I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.

In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!

by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011

I'm not your bitch

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

by The Definitionizer December 1, 2006

I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.

Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.

Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.

by roushie October 23, 2008

I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

by Adrian June 11, 2006

I'm Rick James bitch

A quote from Dave Chappelle imitating the rockstar, Rick James, in a hilarious skit during his show. Because of that, the quote has become a really big internet thing on somethingawful.com and several other sites such as www.imrickjamesbitch.com

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"What?"
"SLAP!!!! I'm Rick James, bitch!"

by http://finaldraft.keenspace.com March 23, 2004

I'm Rick James, bitch!

A phrase reflecting your own supposed coolness and your belief in your right to hit people, particularly people you believe have dissed you.

Charlie: What's your fuckin' problem, man?
Dave: I'm Rick James, bitch! *Smacks Charlie* And now it's YOUR problem!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 6, 2010