hoyt

Someone who is much cooler than "Jim".

See: lazy

Damn it, Hoyt, you lazy jackass.

by Hoyt September 18, 2004

Hoyt

The noise you make to fake a gag when you see or hear something really disgusting

Guy 1: did you see mr. Whites big ass wart?

Guy 2: dude... HOYT

by Tyrone thugnasty dale June 03, 2014

Hoyt

An overweight pompous asshole who doesn't know how to tell the truth. Synonym: Loser

Don't be such a Hoyt. Tell it like it is!

by heilhoyt July 21, 2010

hoyt

an e1337e in counter-strike that buys an mp5 9th round on T side and almosts aces.

OMG, i just hoyted that guy

by BiLz May 02, 2005

hoyte

A fucking idiot who resides in Barbados

Don't be a Hoyte

by cokeydan November 22, 2014

jazz hoyt

to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.

you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!

by hutzen August 26, 2009

Mary Hoyt

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

by lovelypeaches69 November 07, 2019