How I Met Your Mother 

Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.

Typical How I Met Your Mother scene

Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH

How I Met Your Mother by IdiNaHui January 12, 2016

How i met your mother 

the biggest cock tease show of all time

Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!

Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life

How i met your mother by Steven Lei May 25, 2010

How I met your Mother 

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

How I met your Mother by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" 

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014