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House cat

A freind or girlfreind of a guy who hangs around at his house, particularly when he is not even home, always has tons of bullshit stories, and no matter what you are talking about, he or she has done it, or knows someone who has. This person is also generally not welcome by other freinds.
"Yea are you on the way yet? house cat is already over here, she even took my damn seat."
by T Grave August 6, 2008
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House Cat

A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.

A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.

A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.

A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.
You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.
by Resilientbydesign July 6, 2022
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house cat

A seldom used insult, favored by hoodlums, comparing and individual to a domesticated "pet" cat as opposed to a stray cat, big cat, or wild cat, how ever stray cat can also be used as an insult. It is a play off the term "cat" used simply to refer to an individual.

The phrase "house cat" is typically directed towards those who lack street smarts, criminal affectation, or who other wise appear uncomfortable or out of place when confronted. The origin is unknown but it was likely first used from any where as early as the 1940s. It's popularity peaked in the 1970s and fell from use nearly entirely by the 1990s.
guy 1 "fight me bro!" girl "I just don't know Jimbo, I told David I go to the

dance with him..."
guy 2 "who you gonna fight, house cat?"

(reveals switchblade) guy "Aw give me a break, that house cat wouldn't

know what to do with ya"
by Slickback for short September 14, 2022
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House Cat Nigga

A mental state perdominantly found among the post internet era suburban class youth.

"House cat Nigga" is independent of race moreso tied to a way of life, which is identified, but not defined, by the subjects tendancy to spend most living time indoors.

***If not treated the subject develops a pusillanimous demeanor & beta soy boy vibes
House Cat: ye dawg itz wild up in these streetz

Anyone:

ur Pale from Being indoors,

hunched back,

Only excercise is walking to your car,
Thinking The same sun people slaved under is unbearable to sit in
Fight me u soft, video game playing, Tinder catfishing, social media self validating, tattood wannabe

House Cat Nigga: fighting is not the answer,

even though I like getting fisted
by Swag in le bag November 23, 2021
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Bengal house cat

The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.
Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.

(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
by ATreeNamedGroot January 9, 2018
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fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.
Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"
by Pooppoopbedooppoop January 19, 2018
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the house cat

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.
"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"
by emmerbembu September 30, 2011
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