Horseing Around

The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family

Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around

by John Gatsby February 27, 2017

horsefingers

a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. As a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. Using horsefingers is also accompanied by a 'tap tapping' similar to that of a horses shoes.

"Man that guy has horsefingers"
"OMG HorseFingers"
"Ahh horsefingers?!?"

by Kerriuer January 15, 2009