Honey Bear

A chubby, striped, honey-colored dog that looks like a little bear. Honey bears can be found in a honey bear tree, just as cute as they can be, or in a honey bear bush eating honey bear mush. Just as sweet as he can be, the only one for me.

My honey bear won't stop eating, he gets stuck in the doggy door like Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's rabbit hole!

by Outpat October 22, 2017

Honey Bear

An extremely rare type of polar bear that few people have seen. This type of bear is well known for its gentle behavior and is the only bear capable of producing its own honey. Nowadays it is considered an endangered species. The Honey Bear origins are traced back to last being seen in Yellowstone National park during the winter season when they are known to come out of their dens and hunt for food.

Honey Bear

by marinedog1987 February 28, 2010

Honey Bear

Term of endearment used by well jelled Sales Rep in the act of trying calm steaming spouse after being dragged out of strip club by his own father. Noun

Honey bear, she's just a stripper who's trying to pay for school.

by Security slut November 30, 2011

honey bears

Similar to sticky rice but for bears, a hirsute gay male who dates other hirsute gay males.

Let's go down to the Lone Star and find us some honey bears, those guys will be all up on this big furry body.

by Shaunthecub September 16, 2008

Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.

Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?

by Huragok April 18, 2018

Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

by babyboiii July 8, 2010

Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010