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honey buns

One of the many euphemisms for one's significant other, but it is used mainly for females.

Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass.

Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet obsessive-compulsive disorder concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be contradictory to the illusion in the majority of cases.
Woman: Does this make my butt look fat?

Man: Of course not, honey buns!
by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
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honey bun

Honey buns - a term for a non gay open relationship between two men or two women, or a man and a women, basically the best kind of relationship there is.
ryan and jon, simon and garfunkle, the beatles, ben, ginger and perry are all examples of honey buns.
by michael comer May 15, 2008
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ghetto honey buns

using sliced bread,drenching it with cheap maple syrup and heating it in the microwave
desperate times call for desperate actions
Jayvons sidechick invited him to chill at the crib while his wifey was out at her sisters.She was out of food stamps and food and wanted to impress him so she whipped up some ghetto honey buns with hopes that he would wife her
by dragonfly1005 April 19, 2014
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Prison honey bun

When a honey bun is left on your bed

You will later be raped by your cell mate
by tekty April 22, 2019
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Prison Honey Bun

By eat the honey bun left under your pillow in prison you will later be raped by your cell mate
After I ate that honey bun under my pillow I got raped 2 hours later so I called it the Prison Honey Bun.
by Honey bun rape June 7, 2018
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Prison honey bun

When a honey bun is left on your bed in prison

You will later be raped by your cell mate
by tekty April 22, 2019
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Backseat honey buns

It’s when y’all fuckin in the backseat and cum on her ass
by UglyBrat February 21, 2020
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