an apartment sized couch that has all of the appeal of a regular sofa sectional while not lowering oneself to Ikea quality; a homosectional is to a sofasectional what a H2 is to a Hummer
I had the leather sofasectional delivered but it only fit if I openned the patio door to my balcony, so I had to return it and get a homosectional
by niclo-jo August 03, 2011
That guy from history class is sexy. Is he gay?" " Yes, but apparently, he's just a homosectional." "Oh... :-( "
"I met a hot guy in my building, but it turns out that he's a homosectional." "Ugh... may as well be straight."
"Dude, it's beautiful outside, let's go to the park.... or are you gonna just sit here and homosectional all afternoon?"
"I met a hot guy in my building, but it turns out that he's a homosectional." "Ugh... may as well be straight."
"Dude, it's beautiful outside, let's go to the park.... or are you gonna just sit here and homosectional all afternoon?"
by MiamiBeachDrew April 06, 2020
by Gcraw July 15, 2023
I allowed (add name) to move in if he agreed to have sex with me when I want, he is a homosectional.
by ExLuna February 21, 2021
JD's only with his wife for family reasons, he'd rather be with his couch because he's actually a Homosectional.
by R410 August 12, 2024