I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

head hit the pillow sleep

After a really long and tiring day.
its when you go to bed, and by the time your head 1st touches the pillow, you are already asleep

Person 1: Man today was such a long day dont you think jake.
Jake:
Person 2: Leave him man, hes had a nice head hit the pillow sleep!
Person 1: Okay

by JakeyCofofo April 10, 2009

hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003