dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hemp wick

A device used by avid marijuana smokers to light the perfect bowl/bong. It's pretty much a rope of hemp that you light with a butane lighter which burns slowly and will be less harsh on the lungs. Normally wrapped around lighters so that it can be easily lit.

Mike pulled out his hemp wick wrapped lighter and lit the bowl, we all got fucked up and it wasn't harsh at all.

by SoupMastr October 31, 2011

Hemp of Hipsters

A group of hipsters. Similar to saying "a pride of lions" or "a murder of crows"

Oh my god, did you see that hemp of hipsters sitting in the Lower Left dining hall blasting Crystal Castles?

by ryshh12 March 22, 2011

heembo

Of or related to the socially awkward. Generally a multifunctional root word. Various definitions similar to the "F" word. One can really make this into any reasonable word or definition. queer, weird, gay, strange.

Heembologist, heembosapien, heembosaurus, heembonaut, heemboism, no heembo (derivation: no homo), heembosexual, etc.

Heembosexual:

friend 1: yo look at that girl she's mad pretty.
friend 2: nah chill with that, i heard she's heembosexual.

by grimefighter007 November 9, 2010

hempeleptic

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

heemi

A slang term for PCP (Phencyclidine.)

Also see heemihead.

Yo, lets get some heemi down at the bus station.

by nocturnal December 29, 2004

Hemp

Derivative of the plant Cannabis containing a very small amount of Delta-9 THC (the active incredient of Marijuana). It can be used for many things, including being woven into jewelry, sails, paper, clothing, rope, and more. A potential substitute for fossil fuels that is renewable. Is grown quickly and takes few chemicals to grow or turn into paper, so it is a far better source for paper than trees. Also, the seeds contain more protein than any other natural non-meat food. Basically, an all purpose plant that is illegal because the US government is racist.

The first law about the plant Cannabis was a law in Virginia proclaiming that all households had to grow at least one plant to be used for boats, etc.

by Re-elect Bush ..... End the World! (seriously... do it) August 25, 2004