The creep who always makes things uncomfy, he seems okay at first but once you get to know him he tries to hook up with you.
Thats a Zayden Haruto
by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 11, 2022
by edhjfgvdsihaewrudfos; October 2, 2023
A tired dad that will do everything in their power to make sure that their kids feel loved, cared for & supported during the hardest & toughest in their life.
Person 1:Even when things get tough dad always finds a way to make us feel loved.
Person 2: He is such a Haruto. WE DON'T DESERVE HIM <3
Person 2: He is such a Haruto. WE DON'T DESERVE HIM <3
by I'm not giving you my name >:D May 31, 2021
A colloquial term used to describe the act of saying something outrageously incorrect with the actual answer often being the exact opposite to the claim. Sometimes it can also be used for eating exorbitantly large amounts of rice and noodles.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Oi remember when Noah said that Meth wasn't that bad?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck, yeah, he did a PHAT Haruto then didn't he?"
Person 3: "Yeah, a fucken massive Haruto."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oi where the fuck did my packet of 10 noodles go?"
Person 2: "Oh shit sorry man, I did a Haruto and ate them all aye."
Person 3: "Oh fuck off you actual chonk."
Person 1: "Oi remember when Noah said that Meth wasn't that bad?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck, yeah, he did a PHAT Haruto then didn't he?"
Person 3: "Yeah, a fucken massive Haruto."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oi where the fuck did my packet of 10 noodles go?"
Person 2: "Oh shit sorry man, I did a Haruto and ate them all aye."
Person 3: "Oh fuck off you actual chonk."
by Fat Fockan APE! November 20, 2020
He is a pedo He might seem okay at first but once you get to know him he starts trying to hook up with you.
by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 11, 2022
He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her
Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto
by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021