A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 27, 2019
when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.
by Goatse I January 24, 2010