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hanahaki disease

hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.
I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.
by jreamie October 12, 2020
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Hanahaki disease

Hanahaki disease, AKA flower disease, is a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease common in anime. It is a disease caused by one sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers and flower petals
"She suffered from Hanahaki disease after falling for someone who's heart belonged to someone else"
by abracalicious January 16, 2020
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Hanahaki Disease

Hanahaki disease is a fictional sickness where a victim of unrequited love or one sided love will have a plant growing inside their lungs. Symptoms of said illness will result in said victim coughing up blood and flowers or flower petals. The disease can only be cured if the two form a mutual love or a two sided love or if said victim undergoes surgery to remove the plant. Losing the plant means you can lose your affection or ability to love the person that you adored at one point. It is commonly used in anime fanfiction
Well Hanahaki Disease is fictional so there aren't really any examples
by Abi_GachaWolf June 28, 2020
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Hanoi high five

A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.

A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.

This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.
The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.

Another example for emergency situations

1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.
by _GreenEggs&Ham_ June 15, 2019
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Premarital Handholding

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.
by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022
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Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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new hanover highschool

Hanover ah, it’s the ultimate fucker school. You hear about that shit in the movies, well here it actually happens. You know what hanover has? It got to classic hood niggas with their Durags on, pants saggin, Jordan’s equipped 2.0 It also got them basic lil freshman thots that just be juulin all day errday. It’s one of those schools that’s 69% black and 31%white. It got em lil beaners walk-in around to. Also one day doesn’t go by without someone hotboxing bathroom,.... well fuck the whole art hallway just has a lingering stench of weed. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a great fucking school it’s a high school dream. The school is as sweet as cream. I mean the cafeteria smells sweaty but at least our lunch lady ain’t named Betty.
Tyrell: Aye cute ma what high school u go to?

Dymond: I go to New Hanover Highschool
Tyrell: ah fuck u go to the legndary school
by Dick rider 2.0🤤😝 October 29, 2018
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