A “Haley” is a woman of exceptional beauty, both inside and out. She is a tall drink of water, perched on endless legs with a supermodel body and hot, Eurochick looks. Sharp-featured and sharp-witted. A remarkable combination of angles and curves that pleases the eye in the same way that the infamous Golden Mean excites and calms. Exercise caution in her presence: The oceans of her blue eyes have sucked down better men than you. Her pale skin is smooth as alabaster, milky-white in its unsullied condition, muscles giving shape and form throughout. Her blonde hair drifts in light breezes and rewards anyone lucky enough to touch it with a laquer paintbrush richness and depth. In her hands and feet reside the magic of graceful movement, granted by lovely structure and length. Most astonishing though, is her loving spirit that sends out its own radar and bounces back to her, magnified and informative. Her soul is on free flight. Her love is powerful and unafraid. She will change your perception of yourself and everything around you. She is not for the feint of heart. Heaven forbid she ever smiles at you; once bitten, forever smitten. And should you delight in the sound of her laughter, you’d do well to remember the Sirens of ancient Greece who called many a man to shipwreck.
If you ever love a haley–and are loved back by one–consider yourself the luckiest person in the universe.
by lucagelfi November 15, 2010
Get the haleymug. the most beyond perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl who had ever entered my life , she makes me smile just by looking at her. Its not that shes the most beyond perfect girl in the world but its that shes most beyond perfect girl for ME. There is one thing that we have and no other couple will ever have, they will never have someone like Ivey, to love, to hold and to call them their girlfriend/wife. The first moment she had come to my life, she had swooped my heart and made me fell in love with her at first glance. She can make you smile just by looking at her smile, because her smile is so beautiful and words cannot describe the happiness she gives out. I can never forget how she made me feel so breathless just by giving me a smile. One of the numbers of most important thing she had ever taught me was: the feeling of love. I don't deserve her the slightest bit, and yet she stays be with me making me even luckyest, I Love You A Whole Ton, that no one can else's love can ever compare.
"Omggrrrr, whose that sexy angel? ^^"
*punch*"that sexy angel is my girlfriend Haley :)<3"
*starts spitting out blood and a tooth
"damn... you lucky smelling bastard"
yeah i know :) <3
"damn im bleeding, why'd you hit me so hard? >_>
"thats because shes mine and only mine forever :) <3 if you want her you have to get through me and ill never let anyone pass :)<3
*punch*"that sexy angel is my girlfriend Haley :)<3"
*starts spitting out blood and a tooth
"damn... you lucky smelling bastard"
yeah i know :) <3
"damn im bleeding, why'd you hit me so hard? >_>
"thats because shes mine and only mine forever :) <3 if you want her you have to get through me and ill never let anyone pass :)<3
by PublishhhhhIT! July 15, 2010
Get the Haleymug. Average looking girl, extremely funny with great hair. Smart, fashionable, loves sarcasim. Their best friends are short and spunky because Haley's are quiet and shy. They fall for people easily, they also LOVE tall boys and tell people whats on their minds. They have no fear.
by Milly52k May 21, 2011
Get the Haleymug. The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is sweet, funny, caring, cool, and so much more! She has an amazing body. She is just so awesome that she always has a boyfriend because every time she is single, everybody wants her. She will make you smile and laugh every time you talk to her. She is the best! Haley is awesome!
by PublishThisPlease! July 15, 2010
Get the Haleymug. Person One: OMG I'm so deppressed after Henry broke up with me!!!
Person Two: Go to Haley, she'll make you feel soooo much better!
Person Two: Go to Haley, she'll make you feel soooo much better!
by NBieber44 January 27, 2011
Get the Haleymug. She is someone who powers through things, someone who can be with you thick and thin. She is the type of person who will keep her emotions away just to make others feel loved and happy. She is someone who is sporty, smart, and all the boys like her, but she is looking for the right man. She is the person that if she is mad at you, she will say sorry before you. She is an amazing and incredible person! Lover and respect her.
Haley gave me exactly 3 chances and I screwed up, ever though she is talented and an amazing person. I regret every mistake and wish we could fix things
by anonymous </3 September 21, 2018
Get the Haleymug.