My House is on Fire

An innuendo suggesting a sudden salacious arousal.

Example 1 "Hey Marie-Ann, did you see Todd today, he's so hot that my house is on fire!!!"

by Black Atlas May 26, 2010

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023