Horizontalism

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

by jrc1197 April 16, 2019

horizontalism

the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!

She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.

by phlegmy August 6, 2011

Horizontical

The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.

When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section

by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009

Horizontical

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat

This is a horizontical line.

by Neutralice April 6, 2022

Horizontal

An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.

That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.

by WordzGuy April 20, 2011

Horizontical

In the lying position

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap

by & Everythin September 5, 2007