HAF

Hipster as Fuck- Referring to the douche bag sitting at the end of the bar with a curly mustache, top hat, and smoking a corn cob pipe.

Look at the tweed jacket, that shit be haf!

by Jack_handy & balz_mcgilacuty November 27, 2015

HAF

hard as fuck

ugh you know robby too? He always makes me laugh HAF!

by Dat_flo_rida_bish May 16, 2015

HAF

"Hard As Fuck"

Tyler says:
*is he HAF?
amberr started a riot , says:
*what? hahaha
Tyler says:
*...
*Hard As Fuck
amberr started a riot , says:
*OH see , when you said HAF
i was like "horny as fuck"
D:

by Amberr Started A Riot December 8, 2008

HAF

Acronyms to shorten the expression: High as fuck

Damn! I just smoke weed and now i'm HAF!

by MariaSoledad March 29, 2011

HAF

High Altitude Flatulence

We went skiing last weekend at Park City and Liz would NOT stop HAF-ing

by ShallowFuckingValues February 26, 2021

HAF

Hip As Fuck. When you see a guy walking down the street with his pants rolled up to mid calf, a fedora, a button-down shirt buttoned to the top, and clarks on. Then he is HAF.

Damn you see that dudes outfit?

Yea he is HAF.

by joey32940 July 21, 2011

HAF

Meaning "Hard as Fuck" ... Usually put it at the end of a saying in use of sarcasm. I usually say it to trampy chavs that think they're cool.

Ha look at that guy with the tank top, definitely HAF.

by LittleRaeRae April 16, 2011