groveling

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.

He went out last night with the guys and didnt come home until 4:30am. She was out of ambien and only slept for like an hour. She ripped him the biggest asshole and told him hes a man child and she won't have children with him until he gets his shit together ... Now he is groveling at her feet.

by hamboner08 March 28, 2016

grossland

An area or designated space that is deemed gross in a unique or particularly bizarre and disgusting way. This phenomenon of grossness is feared but also is known to fascinate people.

That part of town was full of creeps... CMON man put some pants on... so grossland

by insaneinamenmbrane July 6, 2009

groveyard

A grove of trees that originated from biodegradable urns for the purpose of creating a sustainable solution to burying the dead. Analogous to a graveyard.

"Let's go to the groveyard to pay respects to our ancestors."

by B. Mason February 22, 2013

Graceland Gerni

You invite a girl around to your place. You put on some Elvis music. Take off her clothes and get her on all fours. Take a huge dump on her back then before it dries, power piss that shit off like a “gerni” high pressure cleaner

I shit on my girls back and had to power piss it off it off like a gerni to get her clean. We were listening to some Elvis tunes at the time hence the “Graceland gerni”

by Westside warrior April 19, 2018

Goselandism

1. having both pious and gangster qualities simultaneously. 2. The act of charging excessively for gestures of kindness.

The judge held that Goselandism is not a crime, though many criminals exhibit this behaviour.

by staskanooshkanish April 3, 2009

The Gravesande

A recently discovered skill move. It involves ball rolling forwards then stopping the ball with your knee, then fake a scoop turn to widen the legs of your opponent. An easy smash with the left or right foot ensures your opponent gets nutmegged so hard, he digs himself a sandy grave, as pointed out by the name.

"Oli you got nutmegged so hard"
"Well, he used the Gravesande"

by Wilsonian229 January 26, 2013

govelannie

If you don't have a Govelannie in your life, you're missing out. Govelannie is not only beautiful but also very intelligent. She is truly one of a kind, she can be sassy at times but that's just the way she is, she just can't help it. All in all if you don't have a Govelannie in your life find one.

Govelannie is so cute.

by Oneandonlylilz September 22, 2021