green machine

the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud
yo, you got any green machine?
by allisonthedopeshit January 14, 2007
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The Green Machine

A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.

It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.

Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.

(Also can be called GM.)
Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!

The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"
by Clifford B. April 13, 2005
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green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself
by Garrett dockdella January 23, 2011
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Lean green meme machine

A person of any of the 500 genders or species, that make dank memes for not only entertainment but as a religion.
Steve: yo that lit, 420, 360 notescope, here comes dat boi.
Me: wow steve, your one heck of a lean green meme machine.
Steve: ( Dead serious) Im more dead inside the xx.
Me: we dont speak of x, rip x in the chat.(cries)
(sene fades to Black)
by TheOnly1of1 October 29, 2018
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someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.
The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.
by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010
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Green Mean Drinking Machine

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.
by Lucille Ballz January 19, 2011
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