grandparent

Parent's parent.

Grandparent.

grandparent by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Grandparent Guilt 

The guilt you feel when you have not visited your grandparents in a while. Intensified by the fact that when they inevitability die of old age, you don't want to feel like you didn't see them enough while they where alive.

Mum: "When was the last time you saw your grandparents, they won't be around forever you know"
You: "Stop giving me grandparent guilt, I will go see them soon."

Grandparent Guilt by cofftea August 23, 2017

Grandparent Joint 

Save the roaches from your joints and combine the resonated pot into a new (more potent) joint. If planned correctly, this technique can be repeated endlessly, producing high-potency grandparent joints and even great-grandparent joints.

"Looks like we've got enough here for a Grandparent joint, anyone down?"

"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."

Grandparent Joint by SativaVata May 5, 2009

grandparent-in-law 

A grandparent of one's spouse.

My grandparent-in-law is a good person.

grandparent-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

grandparent-in-law 

Spouse's grandparent.

grandparent-in-law.

grandparent-in-law by Simaduria July 26, 2024

texas grandparent 

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.

“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”

texas grandparent by giraffe-o March 25, 2020

great-great-grandparent 

Great-grandparent's parent.

My great-great-grandparent is a good person.

great-great-grandparent by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019