grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

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Grandfulist

To be happy or excited unlike before

Yesterday was really bad but today is gonna be a grandfulist day.

by Brittney Amanda lee November 2, 2017

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Grandular

Having greatness. The act of being awesome.

That watch is grandular.

Bill: I just bought myself a scooter.
Ted: Grandular, dude!

I dig music. It's grandular.

by Schwingin' it. September 24, 2010

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Grandmuthafucker

somebody who fucks grandmothers!

"ooooh young MAN"

by Liam Bucket January 31, 2004

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grandulon

stands for 'overgrown' in Spanish
adj. crecido demasiado, agigantado, grandulón

overgrow
v. crecer por doquier, ramificarse

tu eres un grandulon

you are overgrown

by elcabeson January 3, 2008

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grandjular

A big idea, that is grand. The idea is good all the way down to the details. Originated by combining grand and granular. This word keeps popping up with artists, technologists and inventors in California.

Wow, no one's ever thought of that, it's grandjular.

by Global Prestige Worldwide November 12, 2009

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