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Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010
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Googledout

The feeling after having spent the last few hours Googling everything you ever wanted to Google and now you're exhausted.
I checked every variation on fun places to go for our vacation, and now I'm googledout.
by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010
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GoogleMouth

A random person who spouts off facts about something that has almost nothing to do with the conversation.
John: So, that guy was HOT! Do you think he bats for the rainbow team?

Sarah: Did you know that the original rainbow flag had the colors turquoise and magenta?

John: What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from? Friggin' GoogleMouth.
by LikesGirls,HatesPizza December 9, 2011
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Googledotted

Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?
Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.
by anycon April 4, 2005
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