good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

by Robbohehe May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

by mista_earth May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian May 23, 2018