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by P3K0_P3K0Y4 December 5, 2021

Bully Gingers Day

December 8th Bully Gingers Day. You can bully the shit out of your ginger friend today as much as you want.

Guy 1: Hi Guys
Guy 2: Your hair looks like peeled oranges, its "bully gingers day" by the way

by Yourmomlover69 December 7, 2019

Do gingers have souls?

No

Do gingers have souls? No.

by Kachonga December 29, 2020

gingersnap

A particularly dangerous type of tantrum performed by a ginger or a daywalker. Gingersnaps occur when a non-ginger ask a question about the satanic powers that all gingers possess. These questions would seem innocent to a normal person, but are like kryptonite to the soulless gingers. A single question will not always provoke a gingersnap. Sometimes a gingersnap will occur only after a dozen or so question over seven to ten days. The longer it takes for the gingersnap to occur, the more violent the gingersnap. Alcohol will increase the chances of a gingersnap. It’s best not to let a ginger drink more than one alcoholic beverage per day, preferably a cranberry juice and vodka or a Miller Lite in a vortex bottle. If you find yourself in a situation where a gingersnap is imminent there are only two things that can save you, prayer and direct sunlight. It is a fact that all gingers are governed by the same rules that control the zombies in “I Am Legend.” The threat of skin cancer and the creation of additional freckles is so great, that no ginger will intentionally enter direct sunlight. This is why so many gingers work 3rd shift. If direct sunlight is not available then you are most likely be murdered. Most gingersnaps end with 3-10 innocent people stabbed to death.

If I ask Toni Davis another ginger question at work he is going to gingersnap.

by Ila Vainal September 28, 2011

gonger

Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.


Stems from the saying "gong show"

A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."

B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."

C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"

D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"

E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"

by Simmons12 September 8, 2008

Gingersexual

One who is only sexually attracted to gingers

friend: why do you only date gingers?

Me: because gingers are sexy and I'm a gingersexual

by some gingy guy January 6, 2014

Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021