solemn gollum 

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.

"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."

solemn gollum by Jenesis September 17, 2004

bust a nut in gollums butt 

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

bust a nut in gollums butt by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

Gollumsy

term denoting a distinct like of hair, likesay thinning out, receeding, time four the toupee if ya kens

Is that Gollumsy over there? Lord Anthony Jukes is thinning out man!!!

Gollumsy by Coulth April 19, 2004