golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019

golden state cannabis

Weed grown in California.

I spent my summer vacation in California and I got some great golden state cannabis while I was there.

by The Flavor Major July 2, 2018

Golden State Fan

Typically a punk 11 year old with more knowledge about the current season of Fortnite than basketball. Spotting a Golden State fan is not hard, they typically have a suspect picture of Steph Curry as their lockscreen, swear Draymond Green is All-NBA and that Ayesha Curry is not “mid”.

They also refer to “The Bay” as somewhere they have been before when they, in fact, have not. Due to this capping, they will fail to mention that “The Bay” is a cesspool of addicts and thieves that will never maintain the prestige or quality-of-living that the citizens of Southern California enjoy.

If the Golden State fan in question is not an 11 year old, chances are he is a nerd with his own website that has never played competitive basketball.

Brad: “yo did that guy really just say Ayesha was a 7/10?”

Jack: “I think so.. he must be a Golden State fan.”

Hayden: “Lebron might be better than Jordan, what do you think?”

Golden State fan in a high pitched nagging voice: “the fact that Steph isn’t even in the conversation is ridiculous. We will debate more when I’m done breastfeeding.”

by Meetavneet May 17, 2022

golden state warriors

to choke and lose a 3-1 lead to the cavaliers in the NBA finals.

damn, that dude just pulled a golden state warriors.

by moist vegan hoddog February 6, 2017

golden state warriors

A team with a young trio of Jason Richardson, Mike Dunleavy, and Troy Murphy who on paper look like an exciting team. However they are coached by that dumbass coach who used to coach Stanford named Mike Montgomery who doesn't know shit how to play NBA style and from the looks of it they are en route to miss the playoffs for a record straight 11 seasons.

Lets go to a Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Coliseum and root for the opposite team.

by chuckdizzle December 20, 2004

Golden State Pipeline

Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen

Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night

by Jason93088 December 19, 2008

Golden State Warriors

The team that only bandwagons go for. Will soon be trash again against the San Antonio Spurs and other more consistent teams. Know for the most boring games as they don't know how to get in the paint instead the just shoot threes. They also have the most cocky man in the world Steph Curry and a fat centre call ZaZa who injured loads of players but the bandwagons always come up with a excuse. Yep the worst team in the NBA. OH and 92-10 was a record that wasn't meant to be broken EVER!

Oh I thought he went for the heat

Nope just another golden state warriors fan
He will swich teams in a Year or two

by NBA king May 25, 2017