gold bond buccaneer

A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.

Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.

by Tzgbb August 22, 2018

gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009

Gold-Bond Cake

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024