God Church

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.

"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17

by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017

God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

god church

a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video

just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by emo trash June 19, 2017

god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church

by Not You And Not Them Either June 17, 2017

God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

God Church

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by PotatoLover666 June 28, 2017

God Church

A "god church" is a term used by the youtube and television star Jake Paul.
The term "god church" means a lot as the way Jake Paul said in the song "It's Everyday Bro" "and it's selling like a god church.
This references the widespread belief of god across the world and how many people go to church to worship their god.

I sell my merch like a god church.

by Logan Paul. July 12, 2017